Life......from a blonde perspective......

So anyway (as y'all DON'T know.....) I am running off of like....4 1/2 hours of sleep, so if this is a li'l bit wacky.....you know why......if you know me.....=).....:D OH by the way IF you don't like blonde jokes that are ...kinda lame......then you'd better stop reading right now...:D


So once upon a time there was this blonde. Her name was......oh, let's call her Barbie....:D
She went to this appliance store. She saw this awesome tv that was like....big and boxy. So she called the salesperson over and said, "I'd like to buy that tv please!"
The salesperson gave her a VERY weird look and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes here, Miss."
So Barbie went away in big huff and growl, thinking, "what can I do? They don't sell to blondes!"
So then she had a very (in her mind anyway) good idea. She'd get a wig and fool that salesperson into selling to her!
So she got a beautiful red wig that looked strangely like clown hair......and she went back to the appliance store. She said, "I'd like to buy that tv now please", all cheerful-like.
The salesperson gave her a weird look, and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here."
Barbie was extremely unhappy with this. So she went home and thought, "what can I do? I NEED that tv!" (she was extremely stubborn, just so you know, and her want had morphed into a need....)
So she thought, "well, I'll dye my hair black. That ought to fool that salesperson!" So she went to the hair salon and got her hair dyed black. The she went back again, to the store.
I'll bet you could recite this by now, huh?
"I'd like to buy that tv please!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here!"....yeah those lines...:D
Barbie went home, and finally her husband came home, and she was like..."Ken, the stupid lady wouldn't sell me the tv!!"
So he said, "Oh, they won't remember you by now. Go ahead and go on back."
She went back, and the story goes as before told......."We don't sell to blondes here!" Then Barbie was like....."How did you know that I'm blonde? I had a wig earlier, and now my hair is a different color! How did you know?"
The salesperson looked at her with an expression.....that said.....!!!!!!....and said, "That's NOT a tv."
"It's a microwave."
Laugh and be happy, all who have BROWN hair, for your hair color has not yet been ruined by a blonde!!