Monday, February 9, 2009

WOW.....

Wow... it has been SO long since I've been on my blog....

I suppose I better update y'all!!
See..... let us see....
Since my Facebook wasn't working, I decided to check my blog. And what I found shocked me. ... I do believe that my blog has been deserted..... everybody's on Facebook!!
So what's new in my life? I am going to college.... THAT is what's new....
and scarily enough, I'm turning 18 this year...... can you imagine that?? ME, 18?? Crazy thought!! And since this is a new post, I'm going to keep it short and sweet.... like I never do, but that's beside the point..... :P

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Math is yicky. I'm working on Dividing radicals and rationalizing radicals that have been divided..... circles, circles, and MORE circles.....it goes in circles......and I like reading books more, so that's what I do....very naughty of me I'm sure.
Did you know that I broke my finger? Actually I think the doctor called it a carpal something fracture. SO now I'm STUCK wearing this nasty cast..... until March 17th, at which point in time I GET IT OFF!!!! Happy thoughts, happy thoughts until then....think happy thoughts so I'm not a grough..... So what's up in all your lives anyhoo?
I got my cast bright orange! It's......semicool. No offense to the doctor that did my wrist up, the cast looks great, and it's a good cast, just....not for me. I hate casts. So anyway? Are y'all gonna comment? Ok, COOL!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Life......from a blonde perspective......

So anyway (as y'all DON'T know.....) I am running off of like....4 1/2 hours of sleep, so if this is a li'l bit wacky.....you know why......if you know me.....=).....:D OH by the way IF you don't like blonde jokes that are ...kinda lame......then you'd better stop reading right now...:D


So once upon a time there was this blonde. Her name was......oh, let's call her Barbie....:D
She went to this appliance store. She saw this awesome tv that was like....big and boxy. So she called the salesperson over and said, "I'd like to buy that tv please!"
The salesperson gave her a VERY weird look and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes here, Miss."
So Barbie went away in big huff and growl, thinking, "what can I do? They don't sell to blondes!"
So then she had a very (in her mind anyway) good idea. She'd get a wig and fool that salesperson into selling to her!
So she got a beautiful red wig that looked strangely like clown hair......and she went back to the appliance store. She said, "I'd like to buy that tv now please", all cheerful-like.
The salesperson gave her a weird look, and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here."
Barbie was extremely unhappy with this. So she went home and thought, "what can I do? I NEED that tv!" (she was extremely stubborn, just so you know, and her want had morphed into a need....)
So she thought, "well, I'll dye my hair black. That ought to fool that salesperson!" So she went to the hair salon and got her hair dyed black. The she went back again, to the store.
I'll bet you could recite this by now, huh?
"I'd like to buy that tv please!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here!"....yeah those lines...:D
Barbie went home, and finally her husband came home, and she was like..."Ken, the stupid lady wouldn't sell me the tv!!"
So he said, "Oh, they won't remember you by now. Go ahead and go on back."
She went back, and the story goes as before told......."We don't sell to blondes here!" Then Barbie was like....."How did you know that I'm blonde? I had a wig earlier, and now my hair is a different color! How did you know?"
The salesperson looked at her with an expression.....that said.....!!!!!!....and said, "That's NOT a tv."
"It's a microwave."
Laugh and be happy, all who have BROWN hair, for your hair color has not yet been ruined by a blonde!!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about
using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Wisconsin.


after spending a great evening chatting the night away,
John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can
get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before,
Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl,
and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Life is pretty good!

My brother just got a new car!
It's a 1996 Audi something-or-other. But it's really sweet. I got to ride shotgun on trhe way home from church the night he got it. And he was extremely happy with it. And if he gets a day off this week, he might go up to Camp Woodworth. And he might let ME go with him!!! And that would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

And then my mommy got a new serger. And it sounds like the new ventilation system in the dishpit at camp! And that's funny, because the ventilation system at camp is REALLY LOUD. And it's lots of fun.......and the serger has LOTS of new functions. It's lots of fun!

And then I got to ride the horse on Saturday, and Flame did really well. He's a little swee.....no, I mean.......he's a big sweetheart. Yeah. :D And I got to let him run. And I haven't run on a horse in AGES!!!!! It was awesome, just in case you couldn't tell! And yes, I'm raving about galloping up my nice long driveway on a horse. I just wish I could've done it on the other one. Oh well. All good things must come to an end sometimes.:D

TTY'all later!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

New Post........Camp......Summer Camp!!

Wow, look!!!!!!
A new post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you guys happy yet????........................................





I didn't think so.........


Oh well. But anyway!
I am going to Summer Camp to work as Kitchen Staff in like............two days. On Thursday!!! The Fifth! And we have to get up semi-early........to be able to get there on time!!! And we're driving this old, beat-up Ford Bronco II. And the radiator has this "I wanna boil!" issue......so hopefully my parents will be able to get home. Because this camp is abut 2 1/2-3 hours away from my house. And since it'll probably be REALLY hot on thursday, then it might boil over at camp......yeah. But that problem is fixable. Just dump a bunch of cold water in, right?? Wrong. But we CAN unload the car while the car cools down. And probably have dinner and get moved in, too. But anyway. It's gonna be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

A Quiz!!! I tagged Jesse and Ray to do it too!

. What is your favorite thing to wear? Capes and long skirts and boots and stuff from the 16th or 17th century....
2. Last thing you ate: Lunch! Which was a turkey-and-cheese-openface......yeah....it was good.......
3. I say Shotgun, you say? Can I shoot it for you??
4. Last person you hugged? It was Mikeyman!
5. How many U.S states have you been to? 5
6. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? One.
7. Name something you like physically about yourself. My hair. :)
8. Who is your best friend? I have lots of them!
9.Why are you still up? Because it's ONLY 3:22 am......jk, it's pm.:)
10. Who/What made you angry today? Nothing................yet...................
11. Favorite type of Food? Ummm.....anything greasy, just abut, and most anything that is sugary.
12. Favorite holidays: New Years
13. Do you download music: Sometimes, but I never keep it.
14. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Nerp.
15. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Sang for me??? Like HOW?? Like a love song? That's gross.
16. Do you love anyone? Yes, lots of them.
17. Do you like Bush? Totally!
18. Have you ever bungee jumped? Um, no. But I would really like to someday!
19. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? Yeah!!!!! That was like one of the many awesome things I did last year!
20. How much money ya got in ya pocket? At the moment, none. But I will have some later!
21. Have you met a real redneck? What's a redneck??
22. How is the weather right now? Absolutely gorgeous!
23. What are you listening to right now? Nothing. Am I supposed to be?
24. What is your current fav song? I have no idea. I guess I don't have one.............
25.What was the last movie you watched? Finding Nemo.......:)
26. Do you wear contacts? No! Are you kidding me?? I have 20/20 vision! Actually, I thin it is actually like......19/20. I don't know. It's been a while.....
27. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Choir!
28. What are you afraid of? Nothing! Actually.........idk. Lots of things, but there are so many, you don't want to read the list!
29. How many piercings have you had? Accidental or purposeful? None purposely, plenty accidentally.
30. How many pets do you have? Me personally? None. But if you want to know how many I have at my house right now.....go read my sister's Xanga blog. SHE tagged me!
31. What's one thing you've learned this year? Learn?? You've GOTTA be kidding!
32. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't know, I never go there. I think I've been there once.
33. Have you ever fired a gun: Absolutely!
34. Are you missing someone? Yes. Naomi, my loyal little tick.
35. Fav. TV show? I don't watch TV, sorry!
36. Do you have an iPod? Ha! Nope.
37. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? Not yet.....
38. Who would you like to see right now? God.
39. Favorite movie of all time? Well.......I don't have one.
40. Do you find yourself loved?Yes! Absolutely and TOTALLY!
41. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Well........yes. Is that, like, a rhetorical question???
42. Favorite flower? Probably Amaryllis Bulbs. SO GORGEOUS!
43. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Buttered with a little bit of salt. ( Ward Popcorn!)
44. What Magazines are you reading? WORLD.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Um......no.
46. What's something that really bugs you? Uh.....I'll think about it and let you know!
47. What's your favorite smell? Sunflower seeds and hamburgers and everything that goes with baseball fields that have SnackShacks!
48. Favorite baseball team? North Clark Alameda Juniors!!! My brother plays on it!
49. Favorite cereal Granola
50. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? I have n idea.....
51. Last time you went bowling? Nevereverever! Muhahaha!! Someday..........
52. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? I don't know, I regularly sleep in weird places
53. Who was your last phone call? I don't know. For me or to my house?
54. Last time you were at work? I don't work yet!!!
55. What's the closet orange object near you? A woven basket that my mommy made!
People that I am tagging to do this quiz: Jesse and Ray have to do this quiz on their blogs, got it??!?!