Rules For Entering Montana

Rules for entering Montana.
1. Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road". I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are horses, cattle, saw mills & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like jobs to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-90 and I-94 go East and West, I-15 goes North and South. Pick one.
4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air conditioned tractors that we drive 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person, in every pickup truck, waves. It's called being friendly, try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a flock of geese is coming in, we will shoot the phone out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear.
7. Yeah, we eat walleye & rainbow trout. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Sunday to the first of November.
9. In Montana, it is not trendy and is considered very, very unsafe to criticize the USA. God bless John Wayne, Elvis Presley, Audey Murphy, Cary Grant, Charlton Heston, and Jimmy Stewart but the rest of Hollywood is not welcome here.
10. No, there is not a "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Alpine Touch.
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, & served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. High School Football is as important here as the Vikings and the Seattle Seahawks--And more fun to watch.
14. Colleges? Try Montana State or the University of Montana. They come out of there with an education--Plus a love for God and country.
15. We have a higher percentage of folks in the Navy, Army, Marines, & Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Montana." If you do, it will get your butt kicked.
16. Many of us are loggers, mill workers, ranchers & miners. For well over a century, we have helped supply beef for your tables, metals for cars, coal for electricity and wood for your 'show-off' homes. Don't come here and tell us to stop working so you can re-make the whole State into your own no-hunting park.
17. Remember, you came here because Montana is different. It will be kept that way. We don't need or want more shopping malls, housing developments or juice bars.
18. Don't try to use your imported money to re-make Montana into the image of where you just left. If you feel this need, go back home. And yes, we DO hate you for buying up all of our lakefront properties and prime farm land.
19. Above all, if you are a lawyer or anti-gun nut, just stay away. We are very aware of the fact that attorneys have created a major industry, out of lawsuits & babying criminals with guns. We are hunters and responsible gun lovers.
20. P.S.--Grizzlies are eagerly encouraged to eat out-of-staters.
AMEN......

Weird Words.....

Ok, so, I was looking in the dictionary for the word conspitulations, and I could not find it. So, it made me wonder.....what year is this dictionary, anyway?? I found out that it is probably a 1976 edition of "The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language". Wow!! So THAT made me wonder......what kind of weird new words have I picked up from people that I know, without knowing it? I found several. If you have heard some of these, try looking them up in an old dictionary.....like mine!!!
Conspitulations, fully, totally, WOE??? WOE= what on earth......um....ok, I got that one out of mine own private dictionary/vocabulary in my head!!!
But I have yet to find conspitulations in ANY dictionary. If you find it, tell me what it means!!!! Please.:D]
However...I found THIS word in the dictionary...fulgurate. It means to give off or seem to give off flashes of lightning. And then, I found this one...isentropic. Now what on earth is THAT one supposed to mean?? I checked...it means: without change in entropy; at constant entropy. Now whats that supposed to mean? So I looked up entropy: A measure of the capacity of a system to undergo spontaneous change, thermodynamically specified by the relationship dS=dQ/T (????), where dSis an infinitesimal change in the measure for a heat system absorbing an infinitesimal quantity of heat dQ at absolute temperature T. Did that make ny sense to you at all? So I thought, what does infinitesimal mean?? Then I thought, I probably don't want to know!!! so I looked up the next weird word: Euonymus. How in the world are you even supposed to pronounce it??
I didn't try.:D It meant, any of various trees, shrubs, or vines of the genus euonymus.Ok, whatever. So now what? I don't know. I don't really want to look up any more weird words because I am afraid of what I'll find.... like.....euxenite! That one is mineral, but I am not saying any thing else!!
P.S. Where was happiness NOT found today?


The dictionary.
good night, veiwers of my blog!! I am going to maybe go to bed...or read the dictionary and get myself sick.:D

I have a blog!!!

Hey peoples, I am really happy!!!
I finally have a blog, and my life is going ......well, pretty good at the moment..... So Clairissa and John and Mary (and all you other peoples out there) can be happy and quit scolding me now.
So far, I have done all of my school for the day, and life is good.
So now I will go tell other people that....I got a blog!!!!
ttyl,
Me, Myself, and I!!

I have a blog!!!

Hey peoples, I am really happy.
I finally have a blog, and my life is going ......well, pretty good at the moment..... So Clairissa and John and Mary (and all you other peoples out there) can be happy and quit scolding me now.
So far, I have done all of my school for the day, and life is good.
So now I will go tell other people that....I got a blog.
ttyl,
Me, Myself, and I.