Life......from a blonde perspective......

So anyway (as y'all DON'T know.....) I am running off of like....4 1/2 hours of sleep, so if this is a li'l bit wacky.....you know why......if you know me.....=).....:D OH by the way IF you don't like blonde jokes that are ...kinda lame......then you'd better stop reading right now...:D


So once upon a time there was this blonde. Her name was......oh, let's call her Barbie....:D
She went to this appliance store. She saw this awesome tv that was like....big and boxy. So she called the salesperson over and said, "I'd like to buy that tv please!"
The salesperson gave her a VERY weird look and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to blondes here, Miss."
So Barbie went away in big huff and growl, thinking, "what can I do? They don't sell to blondes!"
So then she had a very (in her mind anyway) good idea. She'd get a wig and fool that salesperson into selling to her!
So she got a beautiful red wig that looked strangely like clown hair......and she went back to the appliance store. She said, "I'd like to buy that tv now please", all cheerful-like.
The salesperson gave her a weird look, and said, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here."
Barbie was extremely unhappy with this. So she went home and thought, "what can I do? I NEED that tv!" (she was extremely stubborn, just so you know, and her want had morphed into a need....)
So she thought, "well, I'll dye my hair black. That ought to fool that salesperson!" So she went to the hair salon and got her hair dyed black. The she went back again, to the store.
I'll bet you could recite this by now, huh?
"I'd like to buy that tv please!"
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but we just don't sell to blondes here!"....yeah those lines...:D
Barbie went home, and finally her husband came home, and she was like..."Ken, the stupid lady wouldn't sell me the tv!!"
So he said, "Oh, they won't remember you by now. Go ahead and go on back."
She went back, and the story goes as before told......."We don't sell to blondes here!" Then Barbie was like....."How did you know that I'm blonde? I had a wig earlier, and now my hair is a different color! How did you know?"
The salesperson looked at her with an expression.....that said.....!!!!!!....and said, "That's NOT a tv."
"It's a microwave."
Laugh and be happy, all who have BROWN hair, for your hair color has not yet been ruined by a blonde!!

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about
using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Wisconsin.


after spending a great evening chatting the night away,
John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can
get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.
Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before,
Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl,
and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted ..

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Life is pretty good!

My brother just got a new car!
It's a 1996 Audi something-or-other. But it's really sweet. I got to ride shotgun on trhe way home from church the night he got it. And he was extremely happy with it. And if he gets a day off this week, he might go up to Camp Woodworth. And he might let ME go with him!!! And that would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

And then my mommy got a new serger. And it sounds like the new ventilation system in the dishpit at camp! And that's funny, because the ventilation system at camp is REALLY LOUD. And it's lots of fun.......and the serger has LOTS of new functions. It's lots of fun!

And then I got to ride the horse on Saturday, and Flame did really well. He's a little swee.....no, I mean.......he's a big sweetheart. Yeah. :D And I got to let him run. And I haven't run on a horse in AGES!!!!! It was awesome, just in case you couldn't tell! And yes, I'm raving about galloping up my nice long driveway on a horse. I just wish I could've done it on the other one. Oh well. All good things must come to an end sometimes.:D

TTY'all later!

New Post........Camp......Summer Camp!!

Wow, look!!!!!!
A new post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you guys happy yet????........................................





I didn't think so.........


Oh well. But anyway!
I am going to Summer Camp to work as Kitchen Staff in like............two days. On Thursday!!! The Fifth! And we have to get up semi-early........to be able to get there on time!!! And we're driving this old, beat-up Ford Bronco II. And the radiator has this "I wanna boil!" issue......so hopefully my parents will be able to get home. Because this camp is abut 2 1/2-3 hours away from my house. And since it'll probably be REALLY hot on thursday, then it might boil over at camp......yeah. But that problem is fixable. Just dump a bunch of cold water in, right?? Wrong. But we CAN unload the car while the car cools down. And probably have dinner and get moved in, too. But anyway. It's gonna be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Quiz!!! I tagged Jesse and Ray to do it too!

. What is your favorite thing to wear? Capes and long skirts and boots and stuff from the 16th or 17th century....
2. Last thing you ate: Lunch! Which was a turkey-and-cheese-openface......yeah....it was good.......
3. I say Shotgun, you say? Can I shoot it for you??
4. Last person you hugged? It was Mikeyman!
5. How many U.S states have you been to? 5
6. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? One.
7. Name something you like physically about yourself. My hair. :)
8. Who is your best friend? I have lots of them!
9.Why are you still up? Because it's ONLY 3:22 am......jk, it's pm.:)
10. Who/What made you angry today? Nothing................yet...................
11. Favorite type of Food? Ummm.....anything greasy, just abut, and most anything that is sugary.
12. Favorite holidays: New Years
13. Do you download music: Sometimes, but I never keep it.
14. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Nerp.
15. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Sang for me??? Like HOW?? Like a love song? That's gross.
16. Do you love anyone? Yes, lots of them.
17. Do you like Bush? Totally!
18. Have you ever bungee jumped? Um, no. But I would really like to someday!
19. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? Yeah!!!!! That was like one of the many awesome things I did last year!
20. How much money ya got in ya pocket? At the moment, none. But I will have some later!
21. Have you met a real redneck? What's a redneck??
22. How is the weather right now? Absolutely gorgeous!
23. What are you listening to right now? Nothing. Am I supposed to be?
24. What is your current fav song? I have no idea. I guess I don't have one.............
25.What was the last movie you watched? Finding Nemo.......:)
26. Do you wear contacts? No! Are you kidding me?? I have 20/20 vision! Actually, I thin it is actually like......19/20. I don't know. It's been a while.....
27. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Choir!
28. What are you afraid of? Nothing! Actually.........idk. Lots of things, but there are so many, you don't want to read the list!
29. How many piercings have you had? Accidental or purposeful? None purposely, plenty accidentally.
30. How many pets do you have? Me personally? None. But if you want to know how many I have at my house right now.....go read my sister's Xanga blog. SHE tagged me!
31. What's one thing you've learned this year? Learn?? You've GOTTA be kidding!
32. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I don't know, I never go there. I think I've been there once.
33. Have you ever fired a gun: Absolutely!
34. Are you missing someone? Yes. Naomi, my loyal little tick.
35. Fav. TV show? I don't watch TV, sorry!
36. Do you have an iPod? Ha! Nope.
37. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? Not yet.....
38. Who would you like to see right now? God.
39. Favorite movie of all time? Well.......I don't have one.
40. Do you find yourself loved?Yes! Absolutely and TOTALLY!
41. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Well........yes. Is that, like, a rhetorical question???
42. Favorite flower? Probably Amaryllis Bulbs. SO GORGEOUS!
43. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Buttered with a little bit of salt. ( Ward Popcorn!)
44. What Magazines are you reading? WORLD.
45. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Um......no.
46. What's something that really bugs you? Uh.....I'll think about it and let you know!
47. What's your favorite smell? Sunflower seeds and hamburgers and everything that goes with baseball fields that have SnackShacks!
48. Favorite baseball team? North Clark Alameda Juniors!!! My brother plays on it!
49. Favorite cereal Granola
50. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? I have n idea.....
51. Last time you went bowling? Nevereverever! Muhahaha!! Someday..........
52. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? I don't know, I regularly sleep in weird places
53. Who was your last phone call? I don't know. For me or to my house?
54. Last time you were at work? I don't work yet!!!
55. What's the closet orange object near you? A woven basket that my mommy made!
People that I am tagging to do this quiz: Jesse and Ray have to do this quiz on their blogs, got it??!?!

Here are some verses for you guys!!!

Psalm 71:4-5
"Deliver me, O my God, out of the hand of the wicked, out of the hand of the unrighteous and cruel man. Fro thou art my my hope, O Lord God: thou art my trust from my youth."
Psalm 71:2-3:
"Deliver me in thy righteousness, and cause me to escape: incline thine ear unto me, and save me. Be thou my strong habitation, whereunto I may continually resort: thou hast given commandment to save me; for thou art my rock and my fortress."
Psalm 51:12
"Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; and uphold me with thy free spirit."
Boy, I wish some of the people that I know would love these verses the way I love them. But this last one is even better:
Revelation 22:20
" He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!!!
There, do you like those verses now?

More Natalie Stuff......

The court hearing was last Wednesday, the 4th. And the judge actually put a lot of weight on untrue things that people just...."happened" to remember. Like, there were a whole bunch of things. Now some of them were true, but most of them were things that were all hearsay. So Natalie almost got taken away and given to those other people, but some very fast talking by our lawyer got it so that my sis and her husband only get their own child 3 days of the week (Friday from 4pm-Monday @4pm). And those people get her the rest of the time. And they also are having problems with her training, because those people spoil Natalie beyond belief, and so last night, when Michelle said "Natalie, come here", she ran the other direction. And she said that Natalie almost ended up in the road a little bit before, when they were getting ready to come up to my house for dinner. She ran away because those people taught her to run away, so she would get chased down, which is exciting for her!....but it's not good. Anyway, they still need serious prayer. Michelle is going to have to prove herself worthy of keeping her own child, and those people are digging up more and more of what my mom calls "dirt", which is as much as to say they keep making up things that are seriously NOT true. So......yeah. That judge is REALLY trusting what the other people say, and my sis and co. are going to have a CPS worker in their house when they have Natalie, to see if they are really bad parents like the other people say. So yeah. I think that that's about all.....they also only have 3 weeks to prove themselves worthy of keeping Natalie. And thank you for your prayers. They are much appreciated.

Please pray!!!

Ok, so this morning my oldest sis came to my house bawling. And the story that came out was: these friends of hers, who had asked her and her husband for custody of their child (my niece, who is almost 2 years old) and they had said, no. So my mom was like....well, then they might try something, so you probably shouldn't let her go there anymore. And my sis was like...well, yeah, but....it's just kinda rude, you know? So then, last night, she was NOT feeling good, and Natalie was over at those people's house.And the car seat was with my sis, at her house. And my brother-in-law was in Yacolt, but he couldn't pick her up because he didn't have the car seat. So my sis called them, and I don't exactly know what they said, but it ended up with Natalie staying over there for the night. So then, this morning, the guy called and was like, when are you going to come pick Natalie up? So she said she'd be there around noon today. So about 5 minutes before she left, one of her former co-workers came up and handed her some papers through the window, and left again. And me sis was like, I don't have time to read these.....so she put them on the table and left to go pick Natalie up. But when she got there, the doors were locked and they wouldn't let her in. And the guy who had called her asked, didn't you read those papers? And she was like....no. Why? So he told her that they were petitioning the court for legal custody of Natalie, and that they had (somehow) gotten a restraining order on both my sister AND my brother-in-law. So they can't even see Natalie or even go onto the property where Natalie is until April 4th, the day that they go to court about who gets her. And the poor kid's only 1-3/4. She will be 2 on May 22nd. So please pray that the courts will be just and tell off the freaks thast stole my niece. And besides, even if Natalie was taken away from my sis and her husband, then she would go to family.....me! So it's really dumb, and I know for a fact that everyone involved (except the other people) will seriously like it if you will pray!!!! Please!

Guess what??

We finally got a tv. And we did NOT need it. But thank goodness we can't watch tv on it. We can only watch movies and DVDs on it. So that's good. But.....STILL! I really don't think we need it. But Dad got it.....so....yeah. And my bro is FINALLY back from housesitting. Yippee!!! Now we can watch him play NFSMW on his laptop. And THAT is fun. So what's new for allayous peoples out there???




I am SO sleepy!..... Can I go to sleep now?? :D




Ok......this is sad. I am SO sleeping in tomorrow. :D

A Title?? Who needs a Title??

Rules For Entering Montana

Rules for entering Montana.
1. Pull up your droopy pants. You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road". I drive a pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are horses, cattle, saw mills & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like jobs to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-90 and I-94 go East and West, I-15 goes North and South. Pick one.
4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have quarter-million dollar, air conditioned tractors that we drive 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person, in every pickup truck, waves. It's called being friendly, try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a flock of geese is coming in, we will shoot the phone out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear.
7. Yeah, we eat walleye & rainbow trout. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday, held the closest Sunday to the first of November.
9. In Montana, it is not trendy and is considered very, very unsafe to criticize the USA. God bless John Wayne, Elvis Presley, Audey Murphy, Cary Grant, Charlton Heston, and Jimmy Stewart but the rest of Hollywood is not welcome here.
10. No, there is not a "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Alpine Touch.
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, & served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. High School Football is as important here as the Vikings and the Seattle Seahawks--And more fun to watch.
14. Colleges? Try Montana State or the University of Montana. They come out of there with an education--Plus a love for God and country.
15. We have a higher percentage of folks in the Navy, Army, Marines, & Air Force than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Montana." If you do, it will get your butt kicked.
16. Many of us are loggers, mill workers, ranchers & miners. For well over a century, we have helped supply beef for your tables, metals for cars, coal for electricity and wood for your 'show-off' homes. Don't come here and tell us to stop working so you can re-make the whole State into your own no-hunting park.
17. Remember, you came here because Montana is different. It will be kept that way. We don't need or want more shopping malls, housing developments or juice bars.
18. Don't try to use your imported money to re-make Montana into the image of where you just left. If you feel this need, go back home. And yes, we DO hate you for buying up all of our lakefront properties and prime farm land.
19. Above all, if you are a lawyer or anti-gun nut, just stay away. We are very aware of the fact that attorneys have created a major industry, out of lawsuits & babying criminals with guns. We are hunters and responsible gun lovers.
20. P.S.--Grizzlies are eagerly encouraged to eat out-of-staters.
AMEN......

Weird Words.....

Ok, so, I was looking in the dictionary for the word conspitulations, and I could not find it. So, it made me wonder.....what year is this dictionary, anyway?? I found out that it is probably a 1976 edition of "The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language". Wow!! So THAT made me wonder......what kind of weird new words have I picked up from people that I know, without knowing it? I found several. If you have heard some of these, try looking them up in an old dictionary.....like mine!!!
Conspitulations, fully, totally, WOE??? WOE= what on earth......um....ok, I got that one out of mine own private dictionary/vocabulary in my head!!!
But I have yet to find conspitulations in ANY dictionary. If you find it, tell me what it means!!!! Please.:D]
However...I found THIS word in the dictionary...fulgurate. It means to give off or seem to give off flashes of lightning. And then, I found this one...isentropic. Now what on earth is THAT one supposed to mean?? I checked...it means: without change in entropy; at constant entropy. Now whats that supposed to mean? So I looked up entropy: A measure of the capacity of a system to undergo spontaneous change, thermodynamically specified by the relationship dS=dQ/T (????), where dSis an infinitesimal change in the measure for a heat system absorbing an infinitesimal quantity of heat dQ at absolute temperature T. Did that make ny sense to you at all? So I thought, what does infinitesimal mean?? Then I thought, I probably don't want to know!!! so I looked up the next weird word: Euonymus. How in the world are you even supposed to pronounce it??
I didn't try.:D It meant, any of various trees, shrubs, or vines of the genus euonymus.Ok, whatever. So now what? I don't know. I don't really want to look up any more weird words because I am afraid of what I'll find.... like.....euxenite! That one is mineral, but I am not saying any thing else!!
P.S. Where was happiness NOT found today?


The dictionary.
good night, veiwers of my blog!! I am going to maybe go to bed...or read the dictionary and get myself sick.:D

I have a blog!!!

Hey peoples, I am really happy!!!
I finally have a blog, and my life is going ......well, pretty good at the moment..... So Clairissa and John and Mary (and all you other peoples out there) can be happy and quit scolding me now.
So far, I have done all of my school for the day, and life is good.
So now I will go tell other people that....I got a blog!!!!
ttyl,
Me, Myself, and I!!

I have a blog!!!

Hey peoples, I am really happy.
I finally have a blog, and my life is going ......well, pretty good at the moment..... So Clairissa and John and Mary (and all you other peoples out there) can be happy and quit scolding me now.
So far, I have done all of my school for the day, and life is good.
So now I will go tell other people that....I got a blog.
ttyl,
Me, Myself, and I.